Jan: Babe I thought you said you were going to tidy things up. Michael: Guess what, white and eggshell white are exactly the same color. So I wanted it to be softer, So I had it painted in eggshell white. Jan: So this is the master bedroom, and these walls used to like white, like an asylum. : Tuna! What's up Tuna, we having tuna for dinner? I bet you're s.my flower.Īngela: What am I supposed to do with this? Īndy: Except for one flower, which is for. Pam: Why didn't you just say 49ers quarterback?Īndy: Tuna! What's up Tuna, we having tuna for dinner? I bet you're sick of tuna right? You probably have tuna every night. There's a hump.Īndy: Okay yes, first name of that animal and the second name is the state where Helena is the capital. But I don't have to tell you Pam.Īndy: No it's a. Jan: You should see our bathroom after Michael takes a bath, whew. : Don't tell me he's really changed since you guys dated.Not ever, not now, not then, not now, not ever, ever.Īngela: I've noticed how you look at him at the office. Pam: I have never, ever dated, or wanted to do anything resembling dating Michael, ever. Jan: Well, Michael told me a little bit about it, but I see the way you look at him. Jan: Don't tell me he's really changed since you guys dated. Michael: MAN! I WOULD LOVE TO BURN YOUR CANDLES! Michael: NO ALL YOU DO IS YOU GET ME TO TRY TO WORK ON MY RICH FRIENDS! Jan: AND I'M A CANDLEMAKER BUT YOU DON'T HEAR ME BRAGGING ABOUT IT! You know what? I don't think he's that good. Michael: Jan thinks Hunter is very talented. You remember last week when that girl went missing? Guess whose candles they used for the vigil?

Yeah, Serenity by Jan is kicking ass and taking names. You're going to know them for the rest of your life. Michael: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my privilege and honor to present for the first time in her life and in the office: Assst. : So Jan, tell my intended about the miracle of childbirth.Jan: Oh no, it's actually really hygienic, Creed. Jan: Oh, yeah, the afterbirth floats, yeah.Ĭreed: Must be like the tide at Omaha Beach. Kelly: Um, so you're in the tub with everything? Jan: Yeah, it's a really nice transition from womb to world, you know, kind of like a big womb. Jan: Well, actually, I, uh, I had a tub birth. Andy: So Jan, tell my intended about the miracle of childbirth.

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